FARMVILLE has taken over my life

-i get up an hour early to check on my crops.

- i try to rush home from work in time to harvest my crops before they start to wither because fuuuuuck if i lose out on all those farmville coins then i’m never gonna be able to buy the farmville manor of my dreams.

-fuck it, i’m not gonna lie – I FARM AT WORK.

-instead of asking how my day was, my wife now asks me how my rice plants are doing.

-i’m reconnecting with old friends by sending them chickens , pigs or cherry trees

-my new life goals include: buying a barn and raising cows.

oh dear GOD, what have i become??